THERE! RIGHT THERE!

LEVEL 5G · 180 BPM · Legally Blonde The Musical

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Print the sheet for the piano stand, or load the MIDI into any app and practise at your own tempo.

HOW TO PLAY

1Put your right thumb on middle C. Most beginner songs stay under five fingers — you never move your hand.
2Set the speed down and turn CLICK on. Press each key exactly when the note reaches the line.
3Loop the bar that keeps breaking until it feels easy, then add the left hand and take the speed back up.

LYRICS

(Dm)There!

(A7)Right (Dm)there!

Look at that tan, well (A7#5)tend ed (Dm)skin!

Look at the kill er (A7#5)shape he’s (Dm)in!

Look at that slight ly (A7)stub bly (Dm)chin, oh (F#dim7)please, he’s (Gm)gay, (D7)to tal ly (Gm)gay!

I’m not a (Gm)bout to (Gm)cel e (E)brate.

Ev er y (F)trait could (F)in di (Bb)cate a to tal ly (Eb)straight ex (Eb)pa tri (A7)ate.

This guy’s not (Dm)gay, I (A)say, not (Dm)gay.

That is the el e phant (A7#5)in the (Dm)room.

(A7#5)Well, is it (Dm)rel e vant (A7#5)to as (Dm)sume (A7#5)that a (Dm)man who (A7)wears per (Dm)fume is (F#dim7)au to (Gm)mat i c’lly, (D7)rad i c’lly (Gm)fey?

But look at his (Gm)coiffed and (Gm)crisp y (C7)locks!

Look at his (F)silk trans (F)lu cent (Bb)socks!

There’s the e (Eb)ter nal (Eb)par a (A7)dox: look what we’re (Dm)see in’...

(Dm)What are we (B)see in’?

(G9)Is he (C7sus)gay

or Eu ro (F)pe an!

(CN.C.)Ohhh...

(Bb)Gay or Eu ro pe an?

It’s (F)hard to guar an tee.

Is he (C7)gay or Eu ro pe an?

Well, (F)hey, don’t look at me!

You see they (Bb)bring their boys up diff ’rent in those (F)charm ing for eign (Eb)ports.

They (G7)play pe cu liar sports in (C)shin y (CN.C.)shirts and ti ny shorts.

(Bb)Gay or for eign fel la?

The (F)an swer could take weeks!

They both (Gm7)say things like “Ciao (C13)bel la” while they (F)kiss you on both cheeks!

Oh please.

(Bb)Gay or Eu ro pe an?

So (F)man y (F)shades of (A)gray.

De (Gm7)pen ding on (C)the (F)time of day (Bb)the (Gm7)French go ei (C7)ther (Eb)way!

(D)Is he (Gm)gay or Eu ro (C7)pe an, or… (Dm)There!

(A)Right (Dm)there!

Look at that (Dm)con de (A7#5)scend ing (Dm)smirk!

Seen it on ev ’ry (A7#5)guy at (Dm)work!

That is a met ro (A7)het ’ro (Dm)jerk.

This (F#dim7)guy’s not (Gm)gay, I (D7)say no (Gm)way!

(CN.C.)That is the (Gm)el e phant (Gm)in the (C7)room!

(CN.C.)Well, is it (F)re le vant (F)to pre (Bb)sume that a (Eb)hot tie in (Eb)that cos (A7)tume is (CN.C.)au to (A)mat i c’lly, (G#dim)rad i c’lly, (Adim7)cer tain ly, flirt in’ ly (E)gay!