THE DIARY OF HORACE WIMP

LEVEL 5Eb · 172 BPM · Electric Light Orchestra

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HOW TO PLAY

1Put your right thumb on middle C. Most beginner songs stay under five fingers — you never move your hand.
2Set the speed down and turn CLICK on. Press each key exactly when the note reaches the line.
3Loop the bar that keeps breaking until it feels easy, then add the left hand and take the speed back up.

LYRICS

(Mon (Bbmaj7)day.) Late a gain to day.

He’d be in trou ble, though he’d (Ebmaj7)say he was (Dm7)sor ry.

He’d have to (Dm7)hur ry out

He was to the bus.

Oh oh.

(Tues (Bbmaj7)day.) Hor ace bod y’s was so sad.

He’d nev er had a girl that (Ebmaj7)he “Now here could (Dm7)care for.

And if he was late once more,

when she he’d be out,

Oh oh.

Don’t be a fraid,

just knock on the door.

Well, (Bb)he just stood there, (Eb9)mum bl in’ and fum bl in’.

Then a voice from a bove

said, (Bb)“Hor ace Wimp, this (Bb)is your life.

Go (Eb)out and find your (Ebm)self a wife.

on, (Bb)Make a stand, and (Bb)be a man, and (Eb)you will have a (Ebm)great life plan.” can (Bb)do it.)

(Come on, (Bb)Hor ace.)

(Wednes (Bbmaj7)day.) Hor ace gain a girl.

He She was small and she was (Ebmaj7)ver he y (Dm7)pret ty.

He thought he (Dm7)was in love.

He was Hor a fraid.

Boo hoo.

(Thurs (Bbmaj7)day.) Asks her bod y’s for a date,

the ca fé down the street, to (Ebmaj7)mor “Now here row (Dm7)eve ning.

His head rest was my once ing

when she And said, “Yes,

K.”

Don’t be a fraid,

just knock on the door.

Well, (Bb)he just stood there, (Eb9)mum bl in’ and fum bl in’.

Then a voice from a bove

said, (Bb)“Hor ace Wimp, this (Bb)is your life.

Go (Eb)out and find your (Ebm)self a wife.

on, (Bb)Hor a stand, and (Bb)be a man, and (Eb)you will have a (Ebm)great life plan.” can (Bb)do it.)

(Come on, (Bb)Hor ace.)

(Wednes (Bb)Hor ace.)

(Fri (Eb)you will have a (Ebm)great life plan.” ace (Bb)Wimp.)

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