TAKE IT OFF THE SCREEN
Print the sheet for the piano stand, or load the MIDI into any app and practise at your own tempo.
HOW TO PLAY
- 1Put your right thumb on middle C. Most beginner songs stay under five fingers — you never move your hand.
- 2Set the speed down and turn CLICK on. Press each key exactly when the note reaches the line.
- 3Loop the bar that keeps breaking until it feels easy, then add the left hand and take the speed back up.
LYRICS
(A)Ask (Ebdim)me (G9)how do I feel, ask me (Gm7)now that we’re (Bbm)cos y and (F)cling ing;
(C)well (Fm)sir, (F#dim)all I can say is if (Eb7)I were a (D7)bell I’d be (G7)ring ing.
From the (F)mo ment we kissed to (Bb)nite,
(C7)that’s the (F)way I’ve just got to be (Bb)have,
(C7)boy, if (F)I were a lamp I’d (Bb7)light,
or if (A)I were a (Bb7)ban ner I’d (A)wave.
(A7)Ask (Ebdim)me (G9)how do I feel, lit tle (Gm7)me with my (Bbm)qui et up (F)bring ing;
(C)well, (Fm)sir, (F#dim)all I can say is if (Eb7)I were a (D7)gate I’d be (G7)swing ing.
And if (F)I were a (F7)watch I’d (Bb)start (Abdim)pop ping my (F)spring;
(D7)or if (Dm7)I were a (G7)bell I’d go (Fmaj7)ding (Dm7)dong (Bbmaj7)ding (C9)dong (F)ding.
(A7)Ask (Ebdim)me (G9)how do I feel from this (Gm7)chem is try (Bbm)les son I’m (F)learn ing;
(C)well (Fm)sir, (F#dim)all I can say is if (Eb7)I were a (D7)bridge I’d be (G7)burn ing.
Yes, I (F)knew my mo rale would (Bb)crack
(C7)from the (F)won der ful way that you (Bb)looked,
(C7)boy, if (F)I were a duck I’d (Bb7)quack,
or if (A)I were a (Bb7)goose I’d be (A)cooked.
(A7)Ask (Ebdim)me (G9)how do I feel, ask me (Gm7)now that we’re (Bbm)fond ly ca (F)ress ing;
(C)Pal, (Fm)if (F#dim)I were a sal ad I (Eb7)know I’d be (D7)splash ing my (G7)dress ing.
Or if (F)I were a (F7)sea son (Bb)I’d (Abdim)sure ly be (F)spring;
(D7)or if (Dm7)I were a (G7)bell I’d go (Fmaj7)ding (Dm7)dong (Bbmaj7)ding (C9)dong (F)ding.
(A7)Ask (Ebdim)me (F)ding.