ALL-AMERICAN BITCH

(G)I am light as a (C)feath er and as stiff as a board.

I (G)I pay at ten tion to things (C)is that most know peo ple ig nore.

And (G)I’m al right with the (C)mov ies that make (G)jokes ’bout my sense er less ing (C)cru el ty, that’s for (G)sure.

And (G)lieve.

Yeah, you know (G)me.

I

for give (C)and I for get.

I know my (C)age and I act like (G)it.

Got what (C)you can’t re sist.

I’m a (Eb)per fect all A mer i can.

(G)I am light as a (C)feath er, I’m as fresh as the air.

(G)Co ca Co la bot tles that I (C)on ly use to curl my hair.

I (G)got class and in (C)teg ri ty just like a god damn (Ab)Ken ne dy, I (G)swear,

with love to (G)spare.

I for give (C)and I for get.

I know my (C)age and I act like (G)it.

Got what (C)you can’t re sist.

I’m a (Eb)per fect all A mer i can (G)bitch,

with (C)per fect all A mer i can lips and (C)per fect all A mer i can (G)hips.

I (C)know my place.

I (A)know my place and (Eb)this is it.

I (G)don’t get an gry (C)when I’m pissed.

I’m (G)the e ter nal (C)op ti mist.

I (G)scream in side to (C)deal with it, like, (A)“Ahh, hah, hah!”,

like, (G)“Ahh!”

(G)All the (C#)time, I’m (G)grate ful all the (C#)time.

I’m (G)sex y and I’m (E)kind.

I’m (C#)pret ty when I (G)cry.

Oh, (C#)pret ty when I (G)cry.